Let's Talk About SEX

To quote the great Salt n Pepa, "Let's talk about sex". Most of us have it and those who don't, probably wish they did. The holidays are approaching along with mistletoe, holiday parties, some extra drinking, some extra flirting, all of which up our chances of having some sex. This is all well and good but there is a very, very important aspect to sex that cannot be overlooked....safety!
Rubber condoms were introduced in 1839 and trust me, they've come a long way since then. But at least one thing remains the same: rubber is sensitive to extreme temperatures. Meaning, if you leave your condom in your pocket, it's going to get very warm, then cool off when you take it out at the end of the night if things don't go as well as you'd hoped. Try again the next night-condom goes back in your pocket, again warms up, again (sorry guy) gets taken out once home alone. Third time's a charm so this night you get to use your condom, which is now at greater risk of breaking due to the stress it has been put under. Ladies, you aren't off the hook.  While you may not be carrying a condom around in your back pocket, if you're responsible and don't want to contract an STD, then you should have a condom in your purse or wallet. Unfortunately, along with that condom, you are likely to have any number of lip glosses, a nail file, tweezers, some loose change, keys, glasses, a ring you forgot about, etc. All of this mashing against the aforementioned condom compromises its integrity. The same holds true for the extreme cold temperatures now upon us.
What is the solution, you ask?  A handmade Condom Keeper! These handy leather sleeves are made specifically for keeping your trusty condom safe from the jostles of your purse, and protected from the heat of your pocket. For a little fun, local Buffalo artist Buffalo Born Leather has stamped each with a 7, a horseshoe, or a 4 leaf clover because it's all about getting lucky, now isn't it?
Buy yours discreetly online at www.thiniceonline.com or march right on in to Thin Ice and proudly walk out a responsible condom carrier. Each design is available in either black or brown for $24

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